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Roast My Tree
The Glittering Chaos Tree
Your Christmas Tree
Roasted on 01/02/2026
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  • This tree went full maximalist mode: ornaments on every twig, garland wrapped like a holiday boa, and enough candy canes to open a sweet shop. It’s basically Christmas wearing glitter and confidence.

  • The lights are doing a tiny rave under the needles—blink, flash, repeat—so bright you could navigate to Santa’s workshop by minding your step. It’s a disco ball with existential anxiety.

  • The red tree skirt doubles as a red carpet for the resident furry celebrity lounging beneath: the tree is the sidekick, the dog is the star, and we’re all just here for the paparazzi-worthy naps.

Summary: Real, chaotic, and hilariously charming—this isn’t a stock photo, it’s a festive hot mess you can’t help but love.

Made by @gregavola | © 2026
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