• It seems like this tree decided to accessorize by raiding a cupcake shop, a galaxy of mismatched baubles, and a thrift store’s ugly ornament shelf—all at once.

• The topper looks like it's either trying to be the height of festive fashion or was caught in a tragic bow-related accident, bravely attempting to hold it all together.

• Those lights are working overtime to distract from the fact that this tree's decorating theme is "confused toddler in a craft store."

Summary: This tree is a festive explosion of chaos—it's as if it couldn't decide whether it wanted to celebrate Christmas or audition for a part in a reality show featuring fashion disasters.