• This tree looks so overloaded with ornaments that it's practically one tinsel away from declaring its own holiday of "Too-Much Tuesday."
• With enough twinkling lights to rival Times Square, this tree might just be single-handedly responsible for the local power surge.
• The presents underneath are wrapped so festively, they're almost making up for the tree's desperate attempt to play “hide and seek” with its patchy needles.

Summary: This Christmas tree is a glitzy beacon of holiday confusion, proving once and for all that there's no such thing as "too festive"—just a tree that's one ornament short of imploding.