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Roast My Tree
The Glittering Chaos
Your Christmas Tree
Roasted on 12/21/2025
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  • This tree is so lit, it could double as Rudolph’s runway—each branch wearing fairy lights like it’s auditioning for “Most Sparkly Christmas Tree.”
  • The ornaments look like a craft fair threw up on a tree: a Broadway sign, tiny houses, pink bows, and enough glitter to power a small city—it’s a festive scavenger hunt with no map.
  • That train track circling the base? Pure genius or a seasonal security system—either way, Santa will need directions to find the chimney through this pine.

Summary: A delightfully chaotic, wattage-packed Christmas tree that screams holiday spirit, whimsy, and “yes, more glitter, please.”

Made by @gregavola | © 2025
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