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Queen Spruce: The Chaotic Holiday Diva
Your Christmas Tree
Roasted on 12/20/2025
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  • Topper moment: Santa hat perched like a tiny red crown, signaling this tree runs on Christmas swagger and a hint of royalty—Queen Spruce, obviously.

  • Ornament chaos: A memory collage gone rogue—tiny camera, mug, LEGO bits, and a parade of random mini-objects that scream, “I went souvenir shopping at every corner of the North Pole.”

  • Lights and vibe: A mini disco in the needles, twinkling with more confidence than the power bill can handle; this tree isn’t just decoration, it’s a holiday personality with its own spotlight.

Summary: A lovingly chaotic Christmas tree that somehow radiates joy, nostalgia, and enough glitter to power Santa’s sleigh.

Made by @gregavola | © 2025
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